Nature Valley Weeps For A Generation In Three Solid Minutes of Pearl Clutching | Vol. 4 / No. 22.1
“But won’t somebody think of the children?”
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sometimes I just can’t even
Leave The Kid Out Of It | Vol. 4 / No. 13.2
In which I feel forced to remind people that (a) it’s not okay to be a dick to children, no matter whose kids they are, and (b) it’s also not okay to use autism as an insult. Because apparently these things need saying.
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Yelp for Drugs? No Thank You. | Vol. 4 / No. 12.3
Donald J. Trump’s pick for the head of the FDA is a longtime opponent of the FDA, but one of his deleted tweets has one of the most spectacularly awful ideas I’ve ever heard.
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A Misogyny Double Feature | Vol. 4 / No. 6.5
Sometimes the clusterf**k that is the world unites stories in such an opportune way that, even while I am mad, I also have to give the world props. So here’s two news stories that dovetail just perfectly into a handcrafted artisanal stinking heap of misogyny.
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Two Things People Actually Sell | Vol. 4 / No. 6.3
Just what the title says: these are actual things actually being sold.
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The Cards Against Humanity Folks Are Officially Performance Artists | Vol. 4 / No. 4.4
I really wasn’t going to post today, but this is beyond belief. The good folks at Cards Against Humanity are celebrating Black Friday — the least celebratory of godawful things Americans do every year — by collecting money to dig a hole. For real. You give them money, they dig a hole.
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On Deeply Held Beliefs | Vol. 4 / No. 3.2
No, your beliefs don’t get a free pass because you believe them. That’s not how it works.
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Retreat Into Fantasy | Vol. 4 / No. 3
It’s been such a week that today’s news roundup is instead going to be a complete retreat into fantasy. Follow us as we ignore real life and talk about the trailers that dropped this week and the movies we can’t wait to see.
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Alex Jones Thinks Obama and Clinton Are Demons. Literally. | Vol. 3 / No. 50.4
Sometimes, I wonder what I’d do without Alex Jones. If I’m having a bad day, or I’m short on things that are completely barking mad to post, I just think “what’s Alex Jones been up to?” and there it is. This week, Jones declared that both Secretary Hillary Clinton and President Barack Obama are demons. Literally.
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Please Don’t Drill Into Your iPhone | Vol. 3 / No. 48.1
Things Not To Do Today | Photo: Taras Maksimuk/YouTube This week’s entry in the “things I can’t even believe anyone has to actually tell someone” file is… well, it’s amazing. Here, look around your office or […]